In the Begining There was.....

...me chillin in my sanctuary. Then the horrid sound of cellular vibrations rip me into the world of reality. What a sad moment it was. Seeing that sleep would not be returning, I decided to roam the streets looking for crime. My search was short lived, for right down the hall I came across my arch enemy, the public restroom. Fear consumed me as I entered the threshold, the cold tile sends cold shocks into my manly body. My presence angered the room, for it knew I was here for one reason...to tame it. I swiftly ran to the soul of the room, letting my fear power my movements. I grabbed the beast by its heart and ripped it to the left, its warm blood poured over my body. I bathed in the the fluid, drinking in my victory. I had won, my fear was gone, and i was clean. I left the, and returned to my abode. A parade was thrown in honor of me defeating the room of rest. After the festivities I decided to go on a quest. My travels took my to the far away place of Design and Art. I was greeted by the all knowing teacher of all knowledge. After mere moments in the temple of area 317, i was able to create art!